Hi there! I'm Joe.

I build software and measure AI on hardware I own, then publish what actually happened, run logs included.

CAIO [Local, Enterprise] by day. After hours it’s the home lab: one very busy RTX 5090, vLLM, and a growing pile of benchmark results. This site is the public notebook for both.

A few things about me

The rig

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 (32 GB), AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D, 64 GB DDR5. One box, one GPU, no cloud credits.

Everything on the bench page was measured on it.

Numbers over vibes

Every benchmark here ships with its methodology and run log. Determinism is checked, not assumed: identical runs have to produce identical output before a result counts.

Day job

CAIO [Local, Enterprise]. Most of the commit chart at the bottom of this page is that work.

After hours

Squeezing more out of the 5090 with vLLM: speculative decoding, FP8 KV cache, concurrency. The wins and the regressions both get written up.

Shipped things

The projects page is the portfolio: live links, source, and the story of how each one was built.

Say hi

Email is the best way to reach me. If you’d rather just follow along, the RSS feed gets every post the moment it ships.

Now

By the numbers

1,632 commits in the past year across every project, deduped by hash.

Weekly activity

Commits per week across every local project, trailing 12 months.

0 80 160 AugSepOctNovDecJanFebMarAprMayJunJul 130, best week

source: git history, deduped by commit hash Β· computed 2026-07-24

Language share

Lines of tracked source across active projects, by volume.

JavaScript: 49%TypeScript: 32%Markdown: 8%CSS: 4%SQL: 4%Other: 3%
  • JavaScript49%
  • TypeScript32%
  • Markdown8%
  • CSS4%
  • SQL4%
  • Other3%

source: local repositories Β· computed 2026-07-24